Crowdfunded EPIC PARTY: Vanilla Ice, TMNT + More!!

with Jared Guynes
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Tilted at [?] $35,897.44
Target at $40,000
Crowdfunded EPIC PARTY: Vanilla Ice, TMNT + More!!
A 100% Crowd Funded Super Party Featuring Vanillia Ice, the TMNT and MUCH More!


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My name is Jared Guynes. I am a lifelong TMNT fan, car enthusiast, pinball lover and all around fun guy.

I am throwing the best party of all time, and you are invited if you are old enough. 18+ Only, 21=+ Preferred

Each person who pledges $55 will get a ticket into the show, which will be on Saturday, February 22nd 2014.

  • GENERAL ADMISSION = $55 per ticket (Contribute $55 for each ticket please)

What is going to be going on at this party?
50 Amazing Features!!!


1. Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap , Star of “The Vanilla Ice Project” on DIY Network. First rapper to have the #1 song on the Billboard charts in 1990. Ice also performed Ninja Rap in the 2nd TMNT movie. For the first time in 23 years, he will perform the song again with all 4 movie accurate turtles on a stage!

2. Coolio - Gangsters Paradise, Fantastic Voyage 1234. Gagsters Paradise is one of the most successful rap songs of all time, reaching #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for 3 weeks. Coolio is also a Grammy Award Winner.

3. Tone Loc – Platinum selling recording artist, Star of Surf Ninjas and Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Performer of party hits "Wild Thing" and "Funky Cold Medina".

4. Partners in Kryme – Wrote and performed Turtle Power for the original TMNT movie in 1990. The song is played during the credits.

5. Rob Base – Multi Platinum recording artist who’s hit party songs “Joy and Pain”, “Get on the Dance Floor” and “It Takes Two” took the USA by storm in 1989.

6. DJ Baby Chino – The world’s youngest professional touring DJ, only 11 years old.

22. Graceland Ninjaz – Our opening act, a Dallas based party band headed up by the King himself! This is no Elvis impersonator; they will get the party started!


7. Back 2 the Future Delorean – VideoBob has been featured on Auction Kings, Pawn Stars and several other shows with his 100% movie accurate Delorean. The original creator of the car for the film has stated many time on camera that the car is the best he has ever seen, and is in fact better than the one they used in the film.

8. Ninja Turtles Party Wagon – A hand made life size fully functional replica of the classic TMNT van that was featured in the original 1988 Cartoon series and video game. This vehicle makes special appearances around the nation wherever turtle fans are to be found.

9. Diamond Jim Tyler – Dallas area magician and illusionist DJT is a world traveling, book writing, professional with more than 25 years of experience. His incredible brand of humor, illusion and magic will leave you breathless.

10. The Ninja Turtles – All the way from the sewers of Brooklyn NYC, the TMNT are 4 pet turtles transformed by a toxic ooze of unknown orgin. Today they fight crime and keep an eye out for the evil Shredder. Their favorite food is pizza, and they love to dance to Vanilla Ice.

11. Sumo Suit Wrestling – Suit up into a jumbo fat suit and wrestle with a friend until you cannot laugh any more!

12. TED the Bear. Alive, talking, and walking. Not safe for children. There may or may not be a midget inside of this movie accurate costume.

13. Life Size Foxes of Minneapolis – They know what the Fox says, and they welcome any reason to leave the snowy doom of Minnesota.

14. Foot Clan Arcade Area – Play some of the best arcade classics and pinball machines from the 80’s and 90’s for free. No quarters needed. Wanna bring a machine? I will buy your ticket.

15. VIP Area – VIP only… what happens in here… will go on the internet.

16. Nerf Guns World Record Battle – Bring a new nerf gun of any size or capacity to the show. If more than 430 guns are brought we will set the Guinness World Record for the largest nerf gun battle. 

 17. CANCELED Miki the Monkey – Meet Miki, the Capuchin Monkey. Miki is 17 years old and is a professional entertainer. He loves rap music. Just to once again be clear... there will be a live monkey at the party... and he will wear a tuxedo. Ask him for a kiss!

18. Burton Gilliam – The famous cowboy from the classic comedy “Blazing Saddles” he was also the gun salesmen in Back to the Future 3. Burton has been featured in many other movies and tv-shows over the years and appears locally in DFW as a car dealership spokesperson. “I don’t care how you get here, just get here!”.

19. Free Cane Rosso Pizza – All Attendees will get a voucher that they can exchange for 2 Slices of hand made wood fired Neapolitan style pizza! Cowabunga!

20. MicroMachines – All attendees will receive a vintage 20 year old MicroMachines from Dallas Vintage Toys. Limit one per person! Radical!

21. Big Al Mac – Big Al is a local DFW Radio Host and Bar Owner. He will serve as the official emcee of the event!

22. Graceland Ninjaz – Our opening act, a Dallas based party band headed up by the King himself! This is no Elvis impersonator; they will get the party started!

23. Mechanical Bull – Hop on a wild raging mechanical bull for free! No additional charges! Special prize for the person who can hang on the longest!


When is my card charged?

Now that we have hit the TILT goal, your card will be charged the moment you make your contribution.

Questions? Contact us at [email protected]

Jared Guynes
a year ago
Jared GuynesAnd just like that, a contribution from the Dream Machine Association takes us to $70,000, double our original tilt goal of $35k. WOW what a ride...
a year ago
Jared GuynesJason, I was attempting to respond to someone who just donated and asked that his two tickets be combined into. VIP ticket. That is no longer possible, just re asserting.
a year ago
Jared GuynesAlex the party tilted back at $35,800.
a year ago
Jared GuynesVIP Tickets are 100% Sold out. No upgrades to VIP or additional VIP
tickets will be sold for any reason. Thanks! General Admission remains
$55 per person 18+ (21+ Recommended) until Sunday at Midnight. Thanks!
a year ago
Jared GuynesFINAL DAY!!!!!! Ticket sales end TONIGHT at Midnight! If you do not have your ticket by that time, you will not be admitted to the party on 2/22/14! You must buy your ticket NOW if you want to come! $55 Per Person! 18+ Only, 21+ Preferred! CLICK HERE TO BUY -
a year ago
Jared GuynesWE JUST HIT $60,000!!!! To celebrate, I am proud to announce Feature #24
- THE GHOSTBUSTERS ECTO-1!!!!! This Cadillac is 100% screen accurate
and even has real Proton Packs inside! Are you afraid of ghosts? Free
picture opportunity's for all attendees! A VideoBob original!
a year ago
Jared GuynesVIP Tickets are now 100% Sold out. No upgrades to VIP or additional VIP tickets will be sold for any reason. Thanks! General Admission remains $55 per person 18+ (21+ Recommended) until Sunday at Midnight. Thanks!
a year ago
Jared Guynes

just broke the $55,000 barrier! EPIC! Thank you all for your support.
Remember, ticket sale for VIP end 12/13 at Midnight, and all ticket
sales end 12/15 at Midnight.

As promised, we are announcing our
final musical act! With his multi platinum hits "It takes Two", "Get on
the Dance Floor" and "Joy & Pain" the Epic Party is very proud and
excited to welcome... ROB BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a year ago
Jared GuynesJust now the Epic Party hit $45,000! WOW! The
support keeps rolling in, and as promised I am reinvesting it right back
into the show! So now I am very excited and proud to introduce, FEATURE
#3, star of Surf Ninjas and Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Performer of party hits "Wild Thing" and "Funky Cold Medina".... the one and only...

TONE LOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Performing live!

Thank you for all of your support! Shockingly... there is MORE TO COME... buy those tickets... only 3 days left!
a year ago
Jared Guynes$45,000 has been reached!!!!!!! Check out our official facebook event page for a huge announcement in just a moment!
a year ago
Jared GuynesWE HAVE REACHED THE STRETCH GOAL OF $40,000!!!! WAY TO GO!!!! As my way of saying thank you... EVERYONE AT THE PARTY GETS FREE PIZZA!!!
a year ago
Jared Guynes5 DAYS!
a year ago
Jared GuynesI am
in tears right now... truly... I cannot explain to you all how much this
means to me... thank you... thank you... thank you... This is one of
the coolest things I have ever been a part of. We did it. The money is
raised. The party is tilted. We met our goal.

We will continue
to sell tickets until the deadline of Midnight on Friday. How much over
the goal we go depends on all of you and your interest. Every dollar
raised will go back into the party to add more features and benefits to
everyone in attendance.

You believed in me... you enabled
me... and now together... we shall have a legendary party the likes of
which will be remembered forever. Thank you.

a year ago
Jared GuynesOnly 12% to go!!! Get on em!!
a year ago
Jared GuynesWe are over $30,000!!!! Only 16% to go!!!
a year ago
Jared GuynesLast day to get tickets for $50 each. Price increases tonight at Midnight! Thanks!!  8 Days left!!
a year ago
Jared Guynes9 Days!
a year ago
Jared Guynes$28,000+!!!
a year ago
Jared Guynes10 DAYS!!!!!!!!! I will post a new countdown graphic every day! Share it to help raise awareness!
a year ago
Jared GuynesThis Turtle Van (And Shredder) are coming all the way from California for the Party!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
a year ago
Jared GuynesOk guys THIS IS IT!!! 72% reached, nearly $26,000, only $9,905 left to TILT THIS THING!!!!!! We have done $1000 already today, lets keep it up!
a year ago
Jared GuynesFantastic!!! We have reached $25,000!!!!!
a year ago
Jared GuynesThank you Andy!!! Did you want 1 VIP or 2 General Admission?
a year ago
Jared GuynesKeep it up NINJAS!!!!!! We need to average $875 a day from here on out to get to our goal!!!!
a year ago